Tom Brady is a Huh??

You gotta love the blustering Jets.  Not wanting to be overshadowed by his loud-mouth coach, Antonio Cromartie decided to drop some profanity-laced blasts on the Golden Boy, Tom Brady; calling him an "asshole" among other things.

When asked to comment, Brady simply said "I've been called worse."

Rumor has it he was feeling kind of bad about the slight... then went home, looked in the mirror, shined his three Super Bowl rings, checked his bank balance and brought the wood to his internationally famous Supermodel wife.

There is NO truth to the rumor he also added, "Cromartie??  That guy's a real son of a bitch.  Actually, more like 'father of a bastard' - I'm an asshole?  That piece of s**t has more kids than Rex Ryan has foot-porn videos!  Seriously - that guys has FIVE 3-year olds - RIGHT NOW.  Five of 'em!  They asked him to name his kids on Hard Knocks and he stared at the camera like he was looking at his SATs! 

Holy s**t!  I'm an asshole?  I'm an asshole??  (laughing hysterically).  That's huh-freakin'-lairious!  Honey, can you do that a little faster?  Honey?  Thanks Gizelle.  Yeah, that feels good....  I'm an asshole... (laughing quieter now and smiling like the Cheshire Cat).

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