Rhode Dry

Damn you Rhode Island!

The Maniac was delighting in beating the national hoops writers by about 5 days noticing how strong Rhode Island's at-large case was when compared to a handful of other bubble teams.

So of course today they lose to UMass, assasinating any last hope (short of winning the A-10 Tourney) of dancing.

Oh well.

My new campaign? Auburn.

I included them on the bubble-list a week ago and got a few funny emails and comments.

BUT - If South Carolina is IN, and Florida is "ON the Bubble" - Then look up Auburn's record, quality losses, last 12 games and conference record and place them next to the aforementioned two and tell me who SHOULD get in.

Just saying...

Oh, and screw you Rhode Island. I hope you rehire Jim Harrick and endure the three-year probation that follows his inevitable re-firing amidst scandal allegations....





Ok, so not everyone passes today's test..."




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Bad and Worse - Saturday's Disatrous Losses

You always hope to write about teams playing their way IN come March, but the more astute observation would be that at least three teams played themselves OUT of the tourney today, with a fat additional handful doing their damndest to do likewise. Here is a quick rundown of the worst and wors-erest (?) performances Saturday:

Maryland - Rest in peace Terps. All goodwill stashed away from last weekend's Carolina thriller was washed away by a loss to conference doormat Virginia. With the plethora of teams snuggling on the bubble, it is hard to imagine a 7-9 ACC team with losses to Morgan State and UVA get the nod.

Cincinnati - Is "deader" a word? The Cats were "dead" after the USF loss this week. TOday's home defeat to Seton Hall makes a home-game in the NIT questionable.

Kentucky - I was joking with Poppa Maniac that the UK-UF game looked like a "play-in" game all season; today was a "play-out" game. I still think Florida is not getting in - and that Auburn would be more deserving of a 4th SEC spot than the Gators (who I really liked a month ago, admittedly...). That said Kentucky went from "bubble" to "Seeking a miracle." The Maniac will put it on record that they won't get it...and instead of a miracle will soon be seeking a head basketball coach.

Not saying ANY of them would TAKE the job, but here is my short list of GREAT FITS:

1. Jay Wright - I was stunned they didn't take a run at him when they settled for Dizzy Gillespie. Wright looks the part, plays the style of hoops that will win him fans in Lexington and would be wise to get out of the hyper-competitive Big East where Villanova is an unlikely perennial Top 4 team.

2. Darrin Horn - I know, I know, I know. He is in year one at South Carolina and has likely led the Gamecocks to a bid (over Kentucky). That said, he is a young, energetic coach who played his prep ball in.... you guessed it, the Bluegrass.

3. Can there be a more ideal fit than Travis Ford?? The gutty, beloved point guard on the 1993 Final Four team has exceeded expectations and has Oklahoma State on the verge of an unlikely tourney bid. He will be an exceedingly hot coaching commodity, and I am not convinced Oklahoma State is a destination job. Suffice it to say, Kentucky would be for Ford.

Come to think of it, I'd lay an even-money wager Ford is coaching the Cats within 15 months.

Ok back to the point - those were my three homicidal coach-killing losses. Here are a few that aren't deadly, but sure as hell made things sticky.

1. Creighton - Getting pasted by 27 in the semis of your 1-bid conference tournament is NOT a real good way to lock up an at-large birth. The Maniac STILL likes the Jays chances, but Creighton better root like hell for Xavier, Butler, Gonzaga during their conference tourneys... and likewise would be wise to root against Ohio State, Maryland, Virginia Tech. Texas A&M, Oklahoma State and St. Mary's...

2. Minnesota -Most experts think the Gophers are still in; the Maniac thinks they better be real nervous and would behoove them to win at least one in the Big Ten tourney. Everyone says "conference affiliation doesn't matter to the selection committee" but I cry foul on that notion. It is going to be tough to get eight Big Ten teams dance cards. Minnesota gets in a crowded spot with Ohio State, Michigan and...

3. PENN STATE - Seriously, all they had to do was beat Iowa and they move to LOCK status. So of course, they lose in OT to the Hawkeyes. At 10-8 in the Big Ten, they are in decent shape, but by no means a LOCK. The first round of the Big Ten tourney is going to be really interesting next week as 5 teams (six actually, don't discount Northwestern) are scrambling for bids.

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The Dirty Forty

OK - Let's start with an explanation of this column, which will be a running feature through the last week of the regular season and conference tournaments.

The theory behind it is that there are essentially 40 spots available for the NCAA tournament. There are 34 at-large bids, and 6 BCS conferences, which in all probability will feature a conference tournament champion who would have earned an at-large bid anyway (I know, not always, look at Georgia last year... but also look at the last 20 years - back off dude.)

The reason for this article, I think many of our readers will find it interesting how LITTLE room there is for all the teams that are conventionally thought of as "in." By my calculation, there are 29 LOCKS, with another 4 or 5 pretty close to that category. That leaves only 5 or 6 bids truly in play this week.

Running through this list, based on your instinct and what you hear on TV and broadcasts, say out loud (unless you are at work, then just think your answer dumbass, and get some damn work done and dig our economy out of the toilet...) whether the following teams are IN or OUT.

Florida.
Providence.
Penn State.
Michigan.
Maryland.
Arizona.
St Mary's.
Boston College.
UNLV.
Utah State.
Minnesota.
Virginia Tech.
West Virginia.
Dayton.
Oklahoma State.
Texas.
Wisconsin.
Siena.
Davidson.
Texas A&M.
New Mexico.
Rhode Island.
Kentucky.

Well, if you said YES more than 10 times, there is NOWHERE to put them; unless you and Jim Boeheim want to expand the field.

And for the record, the Maniac did include Syracuse in the 29 LOCKS...

OK, onto Tha' FORTY:

Locks (in alphabetical conference order):
North Carolina, Duke, Wake, Clemson, Florida State,
XAVIER, UConn, Pitt, LVille, Marquette, 'Nova, Syracuse,
Michigan St, Purdue, Illinois,
Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri,
MEMPHIS, BUTLER, CREIGHTON,
Washington, Ucla, Arizona St, Cal,
Lsu, Tennessee, Byu, Utah


That makes 29. Those in ALL CAPS are likely or possible 1-bid conferences; losing their tournament SHRINKS the 40 by one slot. So if, say, Butler were to lose, it becomes "39." You get the point... And YES, Creighton is a lock. NO, Siena and Utah State are not.

Very Likely (in order of solidity in field):
West Virginia, Texas, Penn State, UNLV, Dayton

And then there were SIX: (random order, but try to choose five from this list!!)
Providence, Boston College, Maryland, Virginia Tech, Ohio State, Minnesota, Michigan, Rhode Island, Oklahoma State, Kansas State, Texas A&M, Northwestern, Arizona, Siena, South Carolina, Kentucky, Florida, Auburn, St. Mary's, Davidson, Utah State, New Mexico, San Diego State.

If you are counting, that was pick six out of 23. It is not as easy as Vitale and Hubert Davis make it seem (by last count, both have 417 teams in this year's field).

I'll give you the Maniac Six tomorrow evening, with justification for each, please feel free to fire your arguments (and YOUR SIX) my way, or leave them as comments at the bottom of the entry. Just to get you started, St. Mary's and Arizona are on my list.

THE WHY'S:
For the five "almost ins" - Texas and West Virginia are pretty much no-brainers, but need to not have anything too too crazy happen like Oklahoma State or Providence go on a huge run in their respective conference tourneys and zip past them, or have a slew of disastrous small conference upsets. Both those two are pretty much locks. Which would make 31 now...

Penn State closes with Iowa; assuming they win that they will be 22-9 (11-7) and a solid 4th in the Big Ten. That gets you a dance card.

UNLV and Dayton have good records, play in undervalued leagues, but most importantly have marquee wins. Dayton has wins over Marquette, Xavier and an Auburn win that looks better every day. They close with a tricky game hosting Duquesne, and would feel much safer with that win secured and a win or two in the conference tourney, (especially with Rhode Island surging), but for now they are safely in the #8-#10 seed range.

UNLV has the BYU and Utah wins. but most importantly a win over Arizona and a road win over possible #1 seed Louisville in their hip pocket. That said the Rebels would be wise not to lose to San Diego State Saturday night...

That's 34. Let's say just THREE small-conference upsets or miracle runs happen. You then have THREE spots for the above 22 bubble mates.

Gotta love March!

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Battle-ing Their Way In

The Maniac was typing up a nice obituary for Ed DeChellis and his pleasantly surprising Nittany Lions when a funny thing happened against Illinois. No, not the 38-33 knee-slapper like last time, this time something genuinely entertaining and aesthetically pleasing; the Nittany Lions roared back.

Despite a few tough calls that went against them, Penn State hung around and hung around. Even after falling behind by double digits, they kept making enough plays to stay close.

I am sure you have probably seen it on SportsCenter already, but Talor Battle's length of the court dramatic lay-up with 0.3 seconds remaining is the shot that probably put the improbable Lions into the Big Dance.

Notice I said "probably". If you listen to the ESPN pundits, I am pretty sure they have 77 teams in the field right now; Penn State's win was a huge one, but not an "automatic" bid by any stretch. Michigan got their BIG win, so did Minnesota. Right now, March Maniacs has Penn State IN, but barely.

We will unveil our "40" sometime tomorrow afternoon
(for those of you new - 34 at large bids + conference champs from Big 6 = 40 slots. It is the easiest way to keep track of the fluidity, and not get caught up in the "win that gets them in" every night on ESPN.)

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Room for One More? Northwestern shoves their way onto the bubble

It has been much written that five Big Ten teams are on the bubble, battling for likely three or four spots. Well, add one more team to the bubble mix. Northwestern stole a 64-61win at Purdue tonight to add to their impressive body count.

The win pulls Northwestern to 17-11 (8-9) with 6 wins over Top 50 teams (actually 4 against Top 25 teams, including a 20+'er over Florida State), and ROAD wins at Michigan State and Purdue. If they can get a win Saturday over bubble-mate Ohio State, the Wildcats make a very compelling case for a Dance card...

Can Kevin Coble shoot the Wildcats into their first EVER NCAA tourney??

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RIP Bearcats

OK, it is official. UC is OFF the bubble with last night's loss to lowly South Florida. On the heels of the 26-point shelacking fron the 'Cuse it is impossible to put Cincinnati ahead of bubble-mates like Providence (who swept them), Michigan, Virginia Tech, Creighton, Rhode Island, Oklahoma State, Texas A&M, Florida, Kentucky...

Of course, as with ALL BEast teams, the obligatory "if they get to the final of the conference tournament" disclaimer applies. Do you really think this team can do that?? Me neither.

Good luck in the NIT Bearcats.

The Bearcats are now "Bullish" on the NIT.

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Wednesday's Highlights

Oklahoma looks to secure a share of the Big 12 title, while Missouri looks to salvage some respect after the savage beating laid on them by Sherron Collins, Cole Alderich and the Jayhawks. For Mizzou a good showing keeps them on the 4-line on Selection Sunday; a loss puts them into a big jumbled mess with 20 other teams bouncing between the 4 & 7 slots

Maniac's Pick: Oklahoma and Blake Griffin handle their business tonight.

West Virginia is projected as a #6 in most major website brackets; a win tonight over 0-16 DePaul should be a gimme... however, as the Mountaineers wrap up with a visit from Louisville, they better grab the win tonight to ensure a winning Big East record (and NCAA tourney bid).

Maniac's Pick: WVU locks up their tourney spot tonight, and the Blue Demons move inches from being the BEast's first winless team at season's end.

Marquette travels to Pitt looking to avoid their third consecutive loss. For the record, don't blame their woes on the loss of Dominic James. This losing streak has been coming all season, as the Maniac warned you. Assuming Pitt holds their home court tonight, Marquette would have to win the finale Saturday against Syracuse to avoid free-falling into the NCAA tournament (and dropping out of the Top 4 seed lines.)

Maniac's Pick: Pitt by 9

Purdue is playing for seeding at this point. Michigan State wrapped up the regular season conference crown squeeking past Indiana last night in Assembly Hall. Northwestern is NIT-bound, but has been a tricky opponent all season long. The Wildcats have already beaten Florida State, Michigan State, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Ohio State. It is still a crazy long shot, but an upset over Purdue and completing the season sweep over Ohio State Saturday leaves the door cracked for a miracle run in the Big Ten tourney and the FIRST EVER bid for Northwestern. EVER.

Maniac's Pick: Sorry Wildcats, a healthy Hummel and the Boilers handle their business at home, Purdue by 7.

GAME OF THE NIGHT:

Wisconsin at Minnesota is a virtual elimination game, but not for the team you would have thought it was four weeks ago. The Badgers have put their six-game losing streak behind them and appear to be pretty safely in the Big Dance. Tubby's Badgers have a valuable chip in the non-conference win over L'Ville, but really need a win tonight to feel secure. A loss tonight would drop them to 8-9 in Big Ten, and 4-8 in their last 12 games.

Maniac's Pick: Tubby rallies the troops and saves a slipping season with a big home win. Minnesota by 5.




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Hotel for Dogs

This past week I (got the opportunity to?) have dinner with a few relatives of Miss Maniac's. As we sat down we went through the pleasing human ritual of the initial process of finding something of common interest to talk about while dining. Surprisingly, the group lacked a depth of interest in the latest bubble projections and I lacked an interest in the various medical ailments of the group. Perhaps by default the conversation ended up on movies.

"Have you seen any good movies recently?" Innocuous. Stimulating and Safe.

I asked the group if anyone had seen Slumdog Millionaire. It really is a delightful film I told them. Two enthusiastic Maniac thumbs-up!

The four looked at each other quizzically and responded that they had never heard of such a film.

"Never heard of? Sure you have! You know, the movie that won all the Oscar's two nights ago... set in India...the kid goes on the game show, raises up from poverty...powerful tale of love and struggle... nothing???" Hmmm, nope, sure haven't. Doesn't ring any bells...but it sounds pretty "neat."

I am pretty sure Roger Ebert did in fact describe both this film, Raging Bull and Casablanca as "neat" as well, so we might be on to something.

The woman at the head of the table was undeterred by this weird foreign film I had introduced and proceeded cheerily with her own movie recommendation, just for me. "Do you know what movie you HAVE to see? You will LOVE it. It is really really good!"

"Hotel for Dogs!!!"

The entire group burst into unilateral support for the fabulous recommendation. Over the next three minutes I blankly endured a thorough plot description, without ever reaching the what-I-assumed to be inevitable punchline. I shall spare you the details, as I can't imagine the movie merits more than a two minute synopsis. As I looked around the room for Ashton Kutcher with a camcorder, or perhaps some new celeb-less version of a similar show; perhaps "I'm F***in' Witcha!" (It would have been a smash on the old WB...), a strange reality washed over me.

It is nothing personal. No one is ostensibly "right" or "wrong." I am simply in the wrong room at the wrong time.

I don't belong here.

And the Oscar goes to....

I think several teams across the country are about to come to the same stark realization.

The Siena Saints became media darlings of late, though most of the media writing about them had never actually seen them play. But golly-gosh their RPI is through the roof. The loss to Niagara by 15 on Friday might have put the kibash of the automatic bid plans. Their non-conference schedule was admittedly tough in spots; however outside of the their three "quality losses" (one was to Wichita State) in a pre-season tourney in Orlando, a trip to Pitt and a trip to Allen Fieldhouse against a yet-to-peak Jayhawk squad, there isn't much meat on the resume.

The best win on their resume is a 1-pointer over St. Joes and a split with aforementioned Niagara. After that, a win over Cornell. Sentimentally, we like the Saints. In reality? They just don't belong here.

It is a similar situation for Utah State. 26-4 is a gaudy eye-opening record. They also boast a nice early season 2-point win over Utah (who lost their opener to Southwest Baptist, FYI) and a respectable 5-point loss to BYU. Their best win aside from Utah is a split with Nevada. They also were beaten easily in their national TV debut by a Patty Mills-less St. Mary's. Their strength of schedule is ranked somewhere in the low 200's.

Here is the rub; do the Aggies lack quality wins because no one will play them? Or do they lack quality wins because they are not quite good enough to consistently beat quality teams? It is a tough question to answer with assuredness because life lacks absolutes. Let me instead challenge you...

Answer the following question as honestly as you can: Is Utah State better than Notre Dame? Cincinnati? Florida? Kentucky? Michigan? Creighton? UNLV? Minnesota? Virginia Tech? Boston College?

If the answer is "yes" then by all means, the committee should punch their dance card. God knows the tourney is a helluva lot more interesting with a fistful of Cindereallas (see: 2006) than it is with a bunch of 12 & 13 seeds who have been on national TV fourteen times already. However, if the charge is still to put the BEST remaining 34 teams into the field...it is hard to put the Aggies on that list.

Sometimes, as uncomfortable as it might feel, you just don't belong.



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Stock Up, Stock Down - BIG TEN

This week did much to settle the murky bubble picture as several teams did much to shape their chances. Here is a quick rundown of where everyone stands as of Monday, March 2nd.

Big Ten:

Wisconsin - Things are looking good for Bucky after yesterday's home win over Michigan. I think Wisconsin is IN, solidly #4 in the Big Ten.

Ohio State - Still up in the air, but they close with Iowa and Northwestern. Do what they are supposed to do, and the Buckeyes should be safe. They have a bevy of wins over the Top 100 and Top 50 to fall back on.

Michigan - The did the Paula Abdul this week (no, not the "act like a crazy bitch on national tv" thing - the "one step forward, two steps back). Don't act like you don't remember MC Skat Kat.... Anyhow, their win over Purdue helped their cause immensly, but yesterday's loss to Wisconsin put them right back where they started. I still think Michigan gets the nod over Minnesota and Penn State at this juncture.

Minnesota - Where did things go wrong? Minnesota looked like a lock most of the season, but has hit a big time Big Ten rut. The good news Gopher fan(s)? You control your own destiny, finishing with Wisconsin and Michigan. Win both and it's a lock. Drop both and Tubby and crew will be kNITing.

Penn State - Other sites have them IN ahead of Michigan, I just don't see it. The Lions have had an impressive Big Ten run, and are plenty worthy of a bid, but when 34 resumes get laid on the table in two weeks PSU lacks the big wins to rise to the top of the pile. They finish the season with Illinois and Iowa. Better win 'em both and keep the momentum running into the conference tourney.
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